Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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