I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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