I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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