When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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