Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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