I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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