sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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