Don't make out with my wife yet
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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