Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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