just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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