I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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