How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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