he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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