I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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