how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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