Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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