i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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