so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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