Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You almost got us killed.
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