Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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