Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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