It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Randomize
