Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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