Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
