You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
