is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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