Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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