Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
