oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
is wine microwaveable?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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