it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I have fence marks all over my body
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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