Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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