Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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