East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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