Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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