this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
