Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
They left me at home... I'm a liability
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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