this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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