I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My room smells like vodka and shame
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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