Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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