He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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