when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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