so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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