Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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