Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
