how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You ate ashes out of my bong
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