He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
it's like iHOP with fire
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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