Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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