Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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