in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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