What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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