He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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