I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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