I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hippo gnu deer
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
