He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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