I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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